A Lament
Where has Muley Hunter gone?
Long time passing.
Why has Muley Hunter gone?
And left us all alone.
Where has Muley Huter gone?
Surely missed my everyone. (Alternate line: Did Weasel get the son of a gun?)
When will he ever learn?
Could it be he'll nevvvv-er learn?
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned:
(1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off.
(2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian.
(3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it.
(4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
Last edited by Semisane; 12-27-2011 at 07:42 PM.
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