A christmas story

[mountaineer magic]

deleted : no longer want to be on the forum

[MountainDevil54]

not nice to poke fun when that person cant respond to you. tisk tisk!

[builder459]

Originally Posted by mountaineer magic

I was sitting in the living room
just having fun
watching Jeremiah Johnson
and cleaning my gun


The ol lady came in and said
you gotta leave
I wanna decorate the house
Don't you know it's Christmas Eve


I figured I better get outta her way
maybe go drink coffee
down at the local cafe
See what boys are up to
find out what they had to say


I walked in to the usual greetings
from the local crowd
when I noticed a stranger
talking smack, talking real loud


I overheard him say
I hunt with a smokepole
and real blackpowder
the more he talked
the more he got louder and louder

he said I am a traditional guy
a modern inline
thats something I would never buy


when it comes to hunting
they got no place
he said as he leaned forward
to look me in the face


As matter of fact he said
I did give them a try
it actually turned me
into a centerfire kinda guy


I hunt hard
and I get oh so close
moving through the forest
gliding like a ghost


I couldnt take any more
I stopped to say one thing
as I headed to the door
and when I spoke
you could heard a pin hit the floor


I said mister I'm glad you get so close
we each have our skills
I might not be as good at stalking
but I still make my kills


and because I really care
here's some advice
I would like to share

if you practice more
if you practice enough
You'll be able to shoot further
it's not all that tough


as I drove off
I saw a jeep with a mule deer sticking out the back
strangest thing I ever saw
I big ol buck with no rack


oh well I thought
to each his own
to all a Merry Christmas
and I headed home

Cough,cough,cough!!!! LMAO!!

[Breechplug]

No wonder the Wife Kicked you out of the House
Merry Christmas
(BP)

[bronko22000]

Hmmmmm, I believe I may have met that same chap and swapped a few words. But that was an earlier time. No the words run off me like water off a duck's back.
Merry Christmas to all. And don't forget to sing happy birthday tomorrow for the reason for the season.