The Gods of Muzzleloading
It has come to my attention that due to either a serious deficiency in the public school system or gross inattention on his part, Breechplug is not familiar with the gods of muzzleloading. Isn't it a shame when the Classics are lost in such a fashion? It's a wonder Western civilization survives.
Anyway, enlightenment is at hand. A refinement of the original ten god listing is below. However, readers should be aware that numerous other minor gods were identified by forum members in comments to the original post, so there may be others out there -and most of them are pesky.
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned:
(1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off.
(2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian.
(3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it.
(4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
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