On the first day of Christmas
I had to buy myself
A new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the second day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the third day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Three packs of sabots,
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Four cans of powder,
Three packs of sabots,
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I had to buy myself
Five hundred primers,
Four cans of powder,
Three packs of sabots,
Two hundred bullets,
And a new Knight from the dealer’s shelf.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my wife did give to me,
Six dirty looks,
Five hours of silence,
Four lengthy lectures,
Three rotten meals,
Two dire warnings,
And a long night on the couch alone.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I had to buy my wife,
Seven dozen roses,
Six golden ear rings,
Five pairs of shoes,
Four leather hand bags,
Three dinners out,
Two pounds of chocolates,
And a new TV from the dealer’s shelf!
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned: (1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off. (2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian. (3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it. (4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
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white shooting system .50cal
cva optmia elite .50cal
ruger M77 30-06
ruger M77 .257 roberts
ruger M77 300 win mag
rem 700 30-06
rem 700 7mm rem mag
rem 700ML .50 cal
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"Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you." - Sheldon Cooper
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, a total wreck, screaming Yahoo, with a big smile on your face."
The Muzzle Loader’s Seven Days Of Christmas
Bravo!
