Please extend our welcome (and condolences) to your wife for her entry into the Honorable Society of the Half Moon.
When conditions are like that it's time to start creeping at a rate of about 400 yards an hour. Stop and look real well under every fallen tree and briar patch.
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned:
(1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off.
(2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian.
(3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it.
(4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
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