My Deerstalker is on its way and I am trying to gear up. I sold my last ML a couple years ago and have since lost my recipe for moosemilk. I cant remember the concoction to save my life! Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!
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1. Catch moose.
2. Check sex of moose. (If male, release.)
3. (If female) Tie moose legs securely to four very strong upright poles planted at least three feet deep into the ground.
4. Warm hands.
5. --- oh, I think you can take it from here.
(I assume you DON'T want the recipe for Moose Snot.)
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned: (1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off. (2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian. (3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it. (4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
There are lots of formulas, but the generally accepted recipe for Moose Milk is:
A general purpose blackpowder solvent and liquid patch lube. Shake well before using
Castor Oil 3 oz.
Murphy's Oil Soap 1 oz.
Witch Hazel 4 oz.
Isopropyl Alcohol (91%) 8 oz.
Water (non-chlorinated if available) 16 oz.
However, before you go to the trouble of making it, I suggest you try straight 91% isopropyl alcohol for swabbing between shots and straight olive oil for a patch lube.
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned: (1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off. (2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian. (3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it. (4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
Makes no difference. I use extra virgin because I like to say "extra virgin".
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned: (1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off. (2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian. (3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it. (4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
However, Semi is there a certain time of year, moon phase, or when is it the easiest to catch a moose? And how can I make sure it's not a male? You seem to have a lot of experiance in that department.
Lost my recipe!
If you milk the male moose you'll have a friend for life.
