I received this in an e-mail and just had to pass it along to you guys. Now THAT's a smoker!
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned: (1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off. (2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian. (3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it. (4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
__________________ PLEASE NOTE THAT DUE TO THE RISING COST IN AMMO PRICES I WILL NO LONGER BE FIRING A WARNING SHOT.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have.
I'm not as good as I'm gonna get - but I'm better than I used to be. "Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
I would not want one that big.. it would take up too much room on the front deck. And it would be abugger to store in the fall. Although all my family say I should buy myself a new gas grill. They kid me because I spend hundreds on rifles, but am using a 14 year old gas grill that I have rebuilt and put back together numerous times. But then what is more fun to fire up.. a gas grill or a nice new muzzleloader?
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, a total wreck, screaming Yahoo, with a big smile on your face."
The mudder tires give it that extra sumthin' special..........
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"New opinions are always suspect, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common." -John Locke
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