3. No! You can't have it. I still wear that nightgown.
4. I don't think this is going to wash out.
5. Is that a purse you're carrying????
6. Is that MY toothbrush?
7. Never EVER do that in the kitchen again.
8. - - - - - - - - Come on guys, add a few of your own.
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned: (1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off. (2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian. (3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it. (4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, a total wreck, screaming Yahoo, with a big smile on your face."
- Is it even safe to keep that stuff in the house?
- Don't you already have one just like that?
-You're selling it??? I thought you just bought it.
-Yes, I was reading your e-mail. Whatthe hell is a CAYUGAD and why is this Sabotloader interested in your nipples?
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned: (1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off. (2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian. (3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it. (4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
OK - What did you bring home this time?
Don't you have enough guns?
Yes, but I NEED all those shoes.
N0 - you aren't going to get another gun safe - you have enough guns now.
OHHHH alright, go get it if you really want it.
__________________ PLEASE NOTE THAT DUE TO THE RISING COST IN AMMO PRICES I WILL NO LONGER BE FIRING A WARNING SHOT.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have.
I'm not as good as I'm gonna get - but I'm better than I used to be. "Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."
- Is that one of your good t-shirts?
- No! Not in my sink!
- It looks just like the other ones...
- So it only holds one bullet?
- Why does it stink so much?
- Why does it smoke so much?
- Should fire be coming out of it like that?
- Did you get your camo purse?
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"Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you." - Sheldon Cooper
Things Said By The Wives Of Muzzleloaders
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