5 signs you've hired the wrong hunting guide

Hikchick · 02-26-2005, 10:55 PM

5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.

4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.

3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."

2. He calls trees by their first names.

And the number one sign you"™ve hired the wrong hunting guide:

1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"

Red Hawk · 02-27-2005, 06:36 AM

lol yeah that sounds about right

apmaurosr · 02-27-2005, 08:21 AM

Nice post. Thanks for the laugh.

Ant

Buckslayer1 · 02-27-2005, 04:45 PM

no.6-- When you ask your guide how long he has been guiding caribou hunters and he says your the first . You know your in trouble. Happen to me in Quebec with Safari Nordic. Just glad on the 4th day a group of big bulls came buy and I bagged 2 nice bulls.

bfnc2003 · 02-27-2005, 07:32 PM

Just cause you were his first hunter doesnt mean he didnt know what he was doing......you bagged 2????.......Sounds like a decent guide to me!!!!

ike1371 · 02-27-2005, 10:23 PM

hahaha!lol. nice

PaJack · 02-28-2005, 08:47 AM

Good one...

bearklr · 03-02-2005, 01:43 PM

no 7. when your guide watches you site in your rifle and says "Oh, so you put the wooden end in your shoulder"

rather_be_huntin · 03-03-2005, 01:53 PM

No. 8 If you're intrduced to your guide and he rolls out in a wheelchair.

No. 9 If he asks if you want a buck or a doe when on an elk hunt.

Jeep4x4 · 03-04-2005, 08:04 AM

If my guide was prone to saying "run bambi run!" I'd be prone to shootin him first then the deer.