He'd hang on the Rusty Axe Camp Bigfoot Pole.
In MI, I think there is a law saying there is no closed season on "exotics", like if an Emu walked past you in deer season, I think you can touch off on it. I think. And in my book, Bigfoot would classify as an exotic.
If you got up to it and it was your neighbor, well, there's a lot of real thick nasty swamps in the U.P.
Erik
Rusty Axe Camp