What you DON' t want to hear from your hunting guide?

DL2 · 09-09-2003, 08:18 AM

Let' s try for a little humour - true stories or one/two line quips are fine!

BeaverJack · 09-09-2003, 08:27 AM

" That horse ain' t kilt nobody in three or four years now."

" Its 9 o' clock, care for a hit off my bottle?"

" I think you hit him a lil' too far back" .

" It ain' t a good trail, but its quicker" .

BareBack Jack · 09-09-2003, 08:32 AM

" Umm,Do you remember were we pickted the horses."
" The cook packed us lunch,you ever had a sardine sandwich"

noway · 09-09-2003, 08:40 AM

You wouldn' t happen to have a knife would you?

Did you notice where I left the keys?

Did you bring any toilet paper?

I thought we put the water in your pack.

They just closed the woods because of the fires.

Hale87 · 09-09-2003, 09:36 AM

Can I borrow your compass?

RedAllison · 09-09-2003, 10:06 AM

" ...Javelinas, a BUNCH of em. Stay close to a tree and if you see me climb, FOLLOW me..." (That was told to me while in THICK brush on a elk hunt in NM and I couldnt see 5-10yds ahead. Just hear the lil bastards running around and see limbs " dancing" as they went by.)

Once while on a charter boat in the Gulf of Mexico the captn said, " I' m goin to prove a point, there are NO fish at this spot. NEVER caught any here!!!" (Was PISSED at that one, my time and my money. So I pitched the bait over and trolled up a white snapper just to make a liar of him, I was redeemed and he smiled sheepishly.)

While on that same elk hunt and standing half way up a cliff that took awhile to climb, " ... there are LOTS of lions on this bluff, keep an eye out... you have the only gun between us..." (BTW this was a muzzleloader hunt!!!)

Gotta love it,
RA

Beans Morocco · 09-09-2003, 10:08 AM

I' m laughing too hard right now to add anything....

charlie brown · 09-09-2003, 10:34 AM

" Where we goin' ?"

" I' ve jumped that before."

" Don' t look down."

DL2 · 09-09-2003, 12:21 PM

I' ll zip down the belly with my knife - you reach in and get all the yicky stuff out!

noway · 09-09-2003, 12:34 PM

Right after you shoot and drop your buck " OH Crap, didn' t you see the big one!?"

YOu take an ill advised shot at a running bull with a cow running behind.
You shoot, the cow drops guide says " UH-OH"