You might be a hardcore hunter if....

[rather_be_huntin]

Thought I' d post something on the lighter end of things. Feel free to add on.



You just might be a hardcore hunter if

1. You know all the hunting season dates by heart but can' t remember your kids b-days.

2. The neighbors ask your wife after a month into hunting season if shes seperated.

3. Your kids names are Remington, Winchester, and Browning.

4. Your rifle collection is worth more than your house.

5. Your license plate says " BUGLER" or " ELKCHSR" .

6. You have more camo outfits than suits.

7. You spend more than 3 hours a day reading this site.

8. Your honeymoon was a ELK\MOOSE combo hunt.

9. Squirrels in your hunting area treat you like family.

10. The people who take phone orders at Cabela' s ask how the wife and kids are.

[BareBack Jack]

Sounds about right.

[dep214]

you forget you anniversary and go hunting. i did this

[handloader1]

You keep your rifles in your house, and forsake any one who dosen' t like it.[:-]

[ELKampMaster]

1. You don' t find yourself sleeping anywhere near home the night before opening season.

2. You arrive in camp early to set up and leave late after helping pack up. (opposite of the slackers).

3. You cannot carry nor drag your kill (in one piece).

[bigbulls]

You like the smell of an elk wallow better than your wifes cooking.

You would rather spend an evenig listening to elk bugle than stay home to watch Monday Night Footbal.[]

[dperry]

You make sure you are laid off in August. Collect unemployment for six months for hunting season.

[Scooter59]

You have your own chair and coffee mug at the local gun store.

[BeaverJack]

You just might be a hardcore hunter if you don' t chamber a round or even carry an unloaded rifle the first couple of days into the season, but still work yer ass off to get close to the biggest bulls you can find.

[nub]

You pinch a dip with the same 2 fingers you just hung your scent waffers with.[]