Build a really big coni bear trap and have some of your buddies come over and get really drunk and stand back while they try to set it.Then put a single peanut on the hair trigger very very careful.GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!
If you don't know how to catch an elephant I highly suggest you do not attempt it.
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"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency........... Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president."
Elephant ON THE LOOSE!!!!
