RE: Necessities for the first elk hunt.
I' m sorry but I gotta take issue with a couple items these fellers say you need. First, the plastic coffee mug. Plastic don' t belong in the mountings. Real men drink their coffee from metal cups an' got the burn scars on their lips to prove it! Plastic is fer wimmins panties an' hair curlers, not manly huntin' gear. Second, the long johns. Only proper unnerware for a elk hunter is a wool union suit, longhandles by god! Use buttons an' avoid elastic (also only proper fer wimmins unnerware). Wood, leather, steel (not stainless), an' wool. Stick with natural materials. An' fer gods sake don' t save in huntin' camp. Sign of a real greenhorn is a clean shaved face.