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Old 03-07-2008, 07:10 PM
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Brod_Man
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Default RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes

There were no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Nobody doesnt like Sara Lee,..... except Chuck Norris.

The Manhattan project wasnt created to make the a-bomb, that would later be used to end WWII, it was created to try and replicate the power of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse. It failed....... MISERABLY.

If you misspell Chuck Norris on a GOOGLE search it wont say"did you mean Chuck Norris" it will say "run while you still can"

Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick the BACK of your face.

Chuck Norris once took on bothe Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. He beat them both. At the smae time.

Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down till he gets the information he wants.

The credits at the end of every Walker Texas Ranger isnt a list of the actors in the show. Its actually a list of the victims he killed in the show.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Ive got more coming.
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