Breaking News: Potential Terrorist Threat strikes the Mid-Atlantic Region.

[quiksilver]

Potential Terrorist Threat strikes the Mid-Atlantic Region.

(AP Newswire) In an apparent effort to gain a competitive advantage in the 2008 Huntingnet Bowhunting Contest, the reigning champion "Dark Horses" have constructed a 3.5 zillion-gallon water tank, and filled it with aharmfulchemical known as "Whipass."

Whipass has been outlawed in 37 states, and has been known to render a whitetail hunter completely ineffective. If unleashed into the Pittsburgh watershed, this chemical could affect whitetail hunters from central Pennsylvania, all the way down to Louisiana.

Germ, a concerned and historically unsuccessful hunter, responded, "It's a sad day for hunting when it comes to this."He went on, "I probably had no chance anyway, but some of the other guys . . .they would maybe get something. Now, they have no chance either." "I'm disgusted, shortand angry.But I'd be lying if I said thatI didn't hope those little fat kids that poured mustard all over my car caught a stiff dose of it. They deserve it. That car was a classic!"

When asked about the team'sforay into chemical warfare, quiksilver (a 2-time HNI World Champion) noted, "I read the contest rules thoroughly, and it clearly does not prohibit the use of Whipass, so we're getting ready to dump this tank all over the competition."

Team 15 has responded by filing a request for a temporaryinjunction in a Pittsburgh district court, alleging that this practice violates the competitive spirit of the contest, and will squash the hopes and dreams of hundreds of participants.

When addressing the pending court proceedings and public outrage, a Dark Horse team member (who spoke under the condition of anonymity) simply stated "They can kiss the ring."

[peakrut]

GAY!

[Talondale]

Whip? Shouldn't that be Whoop? or more likely Whimp.

[AF Hunter]

Quik, I did a search of the internet hoax sites and found this one to be just another lame attempt at black propaganda. The picture has been altered in an attempt to "scare" the masses. Here is the actual tower picture.

[Siman08/OH]

Oh jeeze

[drhntr178]

ORIGINAL: AF Hunter

Quik, I did a search of the internet hoax sites and found this one to be just another lame attempt at black propaganda. The picture has been altered in an attempt to "scare" the masses. Here is the actual tower picture.

Yup, I just saw it on www.snopes.com [8D]

[buttonbuckmaster]

LMAO! Setting the bar pretty high Fran.

[kill_it_n_grill_it]

ORIGINAL: quiksilver

(AP Newswire) In an apparent effort to gain a competitive advantage in the 2008 Huntingnet Bowhunting Contest, the reigning champion "Dark Horses" have constructed a 3.5 million-gallon water tank, and filled it with aharmfulchemical known as "Whipass."

Whipass has been outlawed in 37 states, and has been known to render a whitetail hunter completely ineffective. If unleashed into the Pittsburgh watershed, this chemical could affect whitetail hunters from central Pennsylvania, all the way down to Louisiana.

Germ, a concerned and historically unsuccessful hunter, responded, "t's a sad day for hunting when it comes to this."He went on, "I probably had no chance anyway, but some of the other guys . . .they would maybe get something. Now, they have no chance either." "I'm disgusted, shortand angry.But I'd be lying if I said thatI didn't hope those little fat kids that poured mustard all over my car caught a stiff dose of it. They deserve it. That car was a classic!"

When asked about the team'sforay into chemical warfare, quiksilver (a 2-time HNI World Champion) noted, "I read the contest rules thoroughly, and it clearly does not prohibit the use of Whipass, so we're getting ready to dump this tank all over the competition."

Team 15 has responded by filing a request for a temporaryinjunction in a Pittsburgh district court, alleging that this practice violates the competitive spirit of the contest, and will squash the hopes and dreams of hundreds of participants.

When addressing the pending court proceedings and public outrage, a Dark Horse team member (who spoke under the condition of anonymity) simply stated "They can kiss the ring."

Hopefully you guys hunt better than you do math!! That doesn't quite hold 3.5 million gallons!!!

[quiksilver]

Sorry. I meant Zillion. "3.5 Zillion gallons." I'll fix it.

[peakrut]

Already cracking under the pressure quicky
A sign of WEAKNESS I say, WEAKNESS!