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Old 08-24-2007, 10:00 AM   #1
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Default Talk about too much time on my hands.

Annually the woods fill with Whitetail Warriors. These Rut Hounds ride in is as Silent Assassins on a Dark Horse, hoping to unleash some Quiet Arrows and get a Pass-Thru on some, not very, Lucky Bucks.
These Autumn Assassins are part of a Killing Krew. A Dream Team, comprised of International Harvesters, Rack-A-Maniac, Timber Rattlers. Many Rub Line Raiders will connect with Lung Busters and Heart Stoppers.
The posted scoring, will lead to a Rack Attack, of non-believers (No Name) These Freezer Fillers have come up empty on their attempt to Trick"™em and Stick"™em with Lung Lancers

There are always a few Nimrods, causing Chaos. These Ruttin Rebels get Buck Naked and try to make Silent Entry with other FreakDaddy"™s, 24/7. However despicable this Germ Warfare, Thwack Attack, may become, it has a better chance of causing a Cardiac Arrest then getting one Nocked Up. These Bone Collectors, Rack"™em Up, and go Buck Wild, they are just Rut Junkies. It"™s time for us to Reverse the Curse of these Dirty 30, put an end to their Boiler Room Busters.

All in fun Guys I"™m just Bustin The Nuts. We"™re all connected through Bucks Bros & Bows.
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:01 AM   #2
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Default RE: Talk about too much time on my hands.

Thats 41 team names may have missed a few..and some names not picked yet.
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:02 AM   #3
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Think that can fit on a bumper sticker
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:08 AM   #4
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You need a hobby for the off season.

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Old 08-24-2007, 10:16 AM   #5
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Nice thread, pretty creative.
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:18 AM   #6
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Now if you'll "rap" it to the theme from welcome back kotter....I'll be impressed.

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Old 08-24-2007, 10:21 AM   #7
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My ... My ... My ... Some one doe's have too much time on there hands , but it takes a good imagination to come up with something like that.
I happen to think it's kinda cool , hey GR8att2d can you come up with a song about this contest ?
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Now if you could read that like a Horse Race Announcer.....that would be hilarious hahahaha
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Will you right my poem for my British Lit II class?
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:25 AM   #10
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My ... My ... My ... Some one doe's have too much time on there hands , but it takes a good imagination to come up with something like that.
I happen to think it's kinda cool , hey GR8att2d can you come up with a song about this contest ?
Probably..give me some specifics or tunes (if you have something in mind)..in our private thread.
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